Have you ever tried a hanging chad? You have to pay attention to the profile to decide which opening line to use. I've thought it over, and I'm okay with naming our first child Ray, though I don't think it's fair to doom him to a life as a comedian or a truck driver. If you think that this is the perfect time to be holding a dog or a puppy, think again.
This should go without saying, but your profile is not the place to complain about women or past relationships.